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		<title>Adventures in Wally (cash) World</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 03:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to Walmart 2 nights before and had a very pleasant experience. I wanted it is a chocolate cake. Caisse and ready to Rock. That&#8217;s all. Chocolate cake. So &#8230;. my wife calls me and asks me if his friend&#8217;s wedding registration and you receive a bed for them, covering their list. So I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went to Walmart 2 nights before and had a very pleasant experience. I wanted it is a chocolate cake. Caisse and ready to Rock. That&#8217;s all. Chocolate cake. So &#8230;. my wife calls me and asks me if his friend&#8217;s wedding registration and you receive a bed for them, covering their list. So I start automatically and drooling duuuuuuhhh do the trick.</p>
<p><span id="more-25"></span>Since it is midnight, I ask a cashier, where the inscription &#8220;machine&#8221;. She tells me to go to the Customer Service Desk and ask. Well, I&#8217;m going there and are available for 10 minutes and leave, it is closed. So once the sensation as a nutcase for a total of 10 minutes, a type of cleaning comes and says &#8220;closed&#8221;. Thus begins smoking seems to come from my ears. I&#8217;ll go into another body and calls once again, and she tells me, it is the jewelry counter! GRRRRRRRRRR!</p>
<p>I will go to the counter and you will find the register and awaiting news and on the list to print. The paper is pasted. I prefer to print and this is not so much that I have to do it again. As I wait for page 1, I think it prints spits on 8 pages! Furthermore, it takes at least 30 seconds to print everyone! I get the pages and then, I have to go as stupid bed.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m in a pair of shorts without pockets, and I agree with my key, Porte Mint, these cells and an encyclopaedia married Register. I&#8217;ll go in the shops (about 2 miles, I guess) and do a search on this bed. I get the section on the bed and, of course, I have an article # and the name for him, but has not the slightest idea, as more and more is what it looks like! I began to search for games bed (3 dishes of them) and I finally found. I have already wally world for 45 minutes by the way. I think it is now and mobile phone, keys, money, bed-Set (with handle woohoo), and my wife calls and tells me that we need kitsch pockets.</p>
<p>So, I think the dwindling pockets of kitsch and it is a mile south of where the litter. I am going on starting with all this crap, I&#8217;m wearing and guess what? No kitsch pockets. I can go find you and ask for the store, where the kitsch pocket. He said: &#8220;Volume 13&#8243;. Ratet times Aisle-13? A mile north of litter beside the section !!!!! So I have to-head Aisle-13 and the channel is blocked, I have half a foot of the other bloc in the footnotes to get bags.Finally Kitsch, kitsch, bags, bed , Keys, wallet, and I just Errants cell in a basket.</p>
<p>Felt, as I had only 100 pips statements will fall from heaven! It was sweeeeeeet! Put everything on the car and began to push and a rock at the edge of freaking is the front wheel! I am the rock face and then, of course, vis-Ã -vis the wheel and vacillates. I do not have to be careful when it 2 wheels and a dog house prefer &#8230; and me, this car was composed of the prison, anything.</p>
<p>I then direction Check-Out and forgot the chocolate cake! No reason, lead to the house, if I am not on the cake of chocolate. I would be homeless. Do not forget that this is the reason I went first. Is not it funny? Haha. They laugh at my pain. So I&#8217;m going to the cake, and it is. I&#8217;ve never seen a more beautiful cake in my life. I pick it up &#8230;&#8230;.. and insert it. No Harm no fault. I Flip it another and how they are attacking the tomb and a case of Pop on the path to the register.</p>
<p>As it is now almost 1 hour, they are cleaning the soil and have a little Aisle roped off, saying that for a basket precarious. It is 12 &#8220;wide, and knock on a stand, they had attached the rope. I pick-up and departure. Scan any course of my credit card and TA DA! Fini! Wrong!</p>
<p>I see at my door and saw 2 cases of Pop-1. At $ 4.98 a case, a good deal, but I am not the sort 5 males to a multi-billion dollars. I turn now to find the body and * * puh it is far away. Does this relationship with Copperfield I thought. So I told him, and I can wait until someone comes and my credit card or another case, grab the pop. So how I could quickly Bing falls on another case, I have the option BI go to grab cases and a cashier at night Manager says &#8220;OK&#8221; and it was already. I am responsible for collecting cases and for the door, like a child running for the Christmas tree in St. evening.</p>
<p>I participated in the door and I stayed and helped to show my entry. You can not help you with something or some things they should be, but hey, if you know, you go something. I told him, he sees at my door, but he contributed to confirm with the director him! AHHHHHHHHHHH! If I was not a modest man, you&#8217;ve all seen, I would be on Fox News, as the man on a toben Walmart in the shop Tearing apart.He returned 5 minutes (no joke) later. Let me go. Let me a free man!</p>
<p>It is now nearly 1:30 am and I can not find my car. I worked in this store !#@$%!$ spend an hour and a half and 3 / 4 of my life in that period. I get my car and load. As I go to the closure of the stem, I drop the bag, cake, I went to attend with me before, so I&#8217;m not smash it! I fall cake, a very small lacerations and take as a man purchasing manure for his wife to Walmart. I receive at home and promise never to go to Walmart. (Yesterday, returning to vegetables).</p>
<p>Murphy&#8217;s Law my butt!<br />
Walmart&#8217;s Law now baby!</p>
<p>The moral of this story? Do not give up until your cake and eat it!</p>
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		<title>Enjoy Visiting Fun Sites</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 03:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>virayvibe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are we happy to lose our lives? If the crazy rat race across the humour of our lives? Humour is the essential ingredient for all leaders of a healthy and positive life day of the monotony of existence, the same old routine of daily life, they broadcast humour and the dragging of life more and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are we happy to lose our lives? If the crazy rat race across the humour of our lives? Humour is the essential ingredient for all leaders of a healthy and positive life day of the monotony of existence, the same old routine of daily life, they broadcast humour and the dragging of life more and more bearable. If we are committed with friends and with a good laugh, for the few precious moments, we are able to leave, after all these concerns, pain and pressure of life. So what do you do if you have trouble finding a good laugh? Given that support for us to run on almost everything, the answer is again the Internet. And the Internet has many pages, immediately brings a smile on your face. Fun-sites, as they are ordered, are a wealth of humour videos, images, games, puzzles, riddles and tons more than what you will entertain and captivate you.</p>
<p><span id="more-24"></span>Once Hooked on these sites, they do not even know that time is flying. It is like hanging again with friends, laugh, play and enjoy. There are also many choices of these sites, videos strange music games and more. Once you are in the world of entertainment, websites, it is difficult to drop. These regions have committed a legion of fans, growing each day. Sensing their popularity among users of the net, there are now tons of fun places and many more are added every day.</p>
<p>Fun, not only sites hours after the amusement park for you, they are also a forum where you meet and interact with other fans of this kind of fun. Invite your funny videos and share with other users or a challenge game, and you sense not to go hungry for more fun.</p>
<p>Fun-sites which are not only entertainment but also educational institutions. There are a number of sites available amusement for children that learning fun, games, puzzles, etc. Do you need your daily dose of news about entertainment? Well pleased to find the sites. Everything you need to drive the blues away, you will find on these pages of fun.</p>
<p>As they say, it costs nothing to smile, but it is delaying the day, smiling and spreading the joy around.Fun pages will give you an opportunity to return to the mood of your life and becoming more people are turning to these sites for their daily dose of fun. You can directly on the train and enjoy the joyride-making pleasure.</p>
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